Superglued rat

[Javpanda]

Last night i accidentally superglued three of my rats mouths shut, but now i'm sober i realize it wasn't that good and idea. So any tips on ungluing their mouths. I've tried a knife but the rat just ended up covered in blood.

i suppose if they can't be unglued i could flush them down the toilet and buy some more.

[KORNDOGG]

Originally Posted by Javpanda

Last night i accidentally superglued three of my rats mouths shut, but now i'm sober i realize it wasn't that good and idea. So any tips on ungluing their mouths. I've tried a knife but the rat just ended up covered in blood.

i suppose if they can't be unglued i could flush them down the toilet and buy some more.

Dear Mr Panda, I myself had similar problems.Me with gerbils.I had to glue their mouths so they would not bite my partners anus upon insertion.The way to unglue their mouths is to simply soak them in kerosene for a few minutes and the glue should easily come off.Hope this helps.

[Javpanda]

Thank you Mr Korndog i will try that tonight, Soaking them in Kerosene that is.. Not as you so politely put "Inserting in the anus". But since were on the subject of inserting small rodents in the anus, is it much fun and what do you use to coax them back out. Would a piece of cheese on a string do the trick.

Honestly i'm not gonna a try and and anybody who says other wise is a liar.

[blogger]

i have found that dangling a couple of nuts near the entrance of your anus generally succeeds in luring out the said rodent.

on the matter of super glued mouths, the rat should still be able to breath through its nose and food can be liquidised and fed to the rat through a small piece of rubber tubing inserted up its anus.

remember to remove the tube after feeding or the next time you feed the rat you will only be feeding it excrement.

i hope everyone celebrated national rat day last week, i flushed a nice large chocolate log down into the sewer for them to dine on

blogger since '77

[Javpanda]

I haven't got a tube small enough to fit up a rats anus, but i have tried inserting a couple a M & Ms using my finger. I'm not sure the rats looked to happy though.

[blogger]

as far as i know m and m's have a hard sugary coating that the rat will find hard to dissolve and hence get no nutritional benefit from them
if i were you i would remove the m and m's and pop them in your mouth to suck off the sugary coating then reinsert them, the rat should then derive some nutritional value from them

beware of Anaphylactic shock if they are peanut m and m's

[Javpanda]

Anaphylactic shock i forgot about that. I've removed the peanuts but now they taste like sort of like liquorish. Maybe i should place them in the bid ( The peanuts of course) I've had an idea though, what if i give the rats a strawberry yoghurt enema would that flush the peanut remnants away.